About us.
The Origin Arc
We started in a shitty one-room apartment that smelled like instant ramen, pre-workout, and broken dreams.
Two degenerate weebs grinding ranked in every gacha hell by night, pretending we were still natty by day, staring at the ceiling at 3 a.m. praying the Tren cough would stop. One of us finally cracked, pinned for the first time, and whispered “Forgive me Father, I injected.” The other just laughed, ordered 40 hoodies, and printed that exact sentence on the first prototype.
That hoodie became our flag. Born natty. Died enhanced. Zero regrets.
The Dark Timeline
Years later we’re still the same idiots, but now we make the uniform for every closet-case alchemist who hides vials inside Hollow Knight figures and quotes Sukuna while hitting a new PR.
This isn’t streetwear for normies. This is armor for the ones who chose the cursed path, where power > purity and heaven can wait but the next cycle can’t.
What We Actually Do
- Heavyweight hoodies (400GSM+) that feel like Gojo’s Infinity hugging you
- Discharge prints softer than your lies about being natty
- Loud, clean embroidery that pops harder than veins on leg day
- Coming soon: matching sweatshirts for when you need to deload but can’t stop the aesthetic
- Secret inner labels with scripture only the real ones understand
The Final Panel
Natty Vegans is a love letter from the dark timeline to every soul who traded grace for gains.
Welcome home, degenerate. You never really left.
